Insomnia

Having trouble sleeping?  Never fear, for the Patti Playpal horde is here.

Truth be told, I'd sleep just fine.  The issue would be waking up in the middle of the night and stubbing my toe on someone...except for the little one on the bed.  She might be troublesome.  For the uninitiated, that's Vogue Brikette...the same doll that played Talky Tina in The Twilight Zone.  Talky Tina was the brunette variant, but just the same Brikette is not to be trusted.

Maybe Brikette is upset because she saw the lamp full of disembodied doll parts.

That's a real lamp, by the way; I stole that picture off of Facebook.  I see a Bratz head in there, and mayyyybe a My Scene head, and...I think the blonde one with the huge eyes is Sabrina the Teenage Witch.  Poor Sabrina, she doesn't need to be a lamp!  She'd probably be even more of a danger to me than Brikette!

Then again, I could probably do with a lamp like that.  It could go with a vomit clock.

No joke, those are called vomit clocks, and they were all the rage at one time.  I think they're a riot too.  Let's face it, my taste in decor is questionable at best.

Love,
RagingMoon1987