Hello, it's RagingMoon1987 once again...I guess that should be fairly obvious by now, LOL. I had this review cobbled together clean back in May, but it got hot right around then, and then kittens, and then more heat, and then I learned that my AC unit was in perfect working order and that sweating through June and part of July was unnecessary. Anyway, today's doll hails from a line that I
A) knew nothing about until fairly recently, and
B) stumbled upon by pure chance.
Back in December (it was the 14th, but that doesn't matter) I was researching a ship lost in Hurricane Sandy, Bounty. Bounty was a replica of the HMS Bounty and was constructed for the 1962 box office flop Mutiny on the Bounty (not to be confused with the 1935 film that has Clark Gable in it; that DOES matter). The ship's captain tried to either outrun or dodge the hurricane but ended up sailing right into it, and the ship subsequently sank. Two of the sixteen occupants died, Robin Walbridge (the captain) and a woman named Claudene Christian, and that is where the doll ties in, albeit tangentially. Before her fatal stint on Bounty Ms. Christian was a busy lady, being a college student, a USC Song Girl (NOT to be confused with a "sing-song girl"), and the head of a small business called "Cheerleader Doll." That last bit is what my doll is. Her box says "Collegiate Cheerleader Doll," so that's likely what I'll be calling her.
Pop in some eyedrops and grab some munchies now, because I'm about to start bloviating. Cheerleader Doll was authorized to use cheerleader uniforms from a staggering 150 colleges, from the well-known to the relatively obscure, but the dolls were also very similar to Barbie and that soon led to trouble. Ms. Christian cast the first stone, claiming that Mattel copied HER design with a line of cheerleader-themed Barbie dolls (I don't know which line she was thinking of, as Mattel has done several cheerleader lines). She lost that first lawsuit AND a subsequent second suit, then Mattel sued, and...oh Lordy, it got complicated! There were three lawsuits in all, and a synopsis of the court cases can be found here and here. Claudene also apparently sued her lawyer for "gross misconduct," and that suit apparently went a little better for her. The dolls were apparently fairly big sellers though, in spite of all the legal mess. So how did a former USC Song Girl and doll entrepreneur end up on a ship like the Bounty??? Easy: Ms. Christian claimed kinship to one of the mutineers on the original HMS Bounty, and she volunteered for duty. Claudene apparently relished her job on the Bounty, occasionally joking that despite being related to a mutineer she had no plans for a mutiny herself. When she was found after the ship's sinking (ten hours after the fact) she was unconscious and unresponsive, and resuscitation efforts failed to bring her back. Sources don't say whether she drowned, froze to death, or died of exhaustion (she was wearing a survival suit so I doubt she drowned), but several early sources state that she was the only fatality, as Captain Walbridge was still missing and could not yet be confirmed dead (his body was never found). The Coast Guard ruled that the captain's behavior before and during the storm was reckless, stating that if he'd "exercised the proper responsibility, judgement, and prudence" then the Bounty's loss would've been avoided. The Coast Guard also noted that the decision to abandon ship came way too late and that the Bounty's crew hadn't had a drill in months, further damning Captain Walbridge's actions during the storm. Fault was also found with Bounty's owners, with the inexperienced and fatigued crew, and with the ship itself, as parts of it were starting to rot and needed repairs.
As y'all may have figured out by now, if a doll has an interesting history I usually have to have an example of one, and that is the case here. Okay, maybe the doll herself doesn't have all that interesting of a history, but she's connected to someone who does. Here's a better look at my girl's box, front and back.
It also says her diploma is inside. I can't wait to see what this chick majored in!
I assumed that Claudene would have included a picture of herself in her Song Girl garb, but she didn't. Or maybe she did...the rest of her uniform matches the ones worn by USC Song Girls. Maybe the "CD" on her chest was just edited in. Anywho, here's what Claudene looked like on the back of the box. Dig her calf muscles!
I can only remember one time in my life when my legs looked like that...and it was only my right leg that looked that way! My other leg was wrapped in a cast, so I used my right leg to maneuver and it subsequently got hard as a rock. LOL, anyway, the box also has contact information, but I doubt that these phone numbers are functioning now, so DON'T CALL!!!
Since I like the stickers that the stores put on boxes, here's a look at that.
Right then, enough about the box! Let's bust this puppy open and see what my doll majored in. Jeez, I hope it's not something stupid like Barbie's unofficial doctorate in "girl power." Here's the diploma all rolled up...
...and here's what she majored in. It appears to be a big fat NOTHING!!!
There's a line for the doll's name but no specific major, just a reference to "promote educational awareness." Uh, yeah...no. I approve of promoting educational awareness, but some vague little slip of paper isn't going to do much to help that. College cheerleaders get a rep for being brainless little twits, but a lot of times that simply isn't the case. Cheerleaders, like all of us, have their dummies and their brilliant minds mixed in, and unlike some of the athletes they're cheering for they HAVE to make their grades or that scholarship goes out the window. Oh well, that's where I can let my imagination take over, yes? East Carolina University (my doll's alma mater) has a heart institute and a cancer center, so maybe my girl can be a pre-med student of some stripe. I've always said that if I'd gone the medical route I'd have wanted to work with hearts, so I may project that bit of myself onto my doll.
Collegiate Doll tried to diversify its dolls in terms of appearance, and they did...pretty well. Though there are blonde, blue-eyed cheerleaders, there is a fair amount of other hair colors and skin colors as well. Boy dolls were also available, referred to as "Collegiate Sports Dolls." Anyway, as we saw above, Claudene has medium brown hair. It's very curly and tied up in a double ponytail.
Precious few dolls Claudene's age have bangs that want to behave, but then again they weren't protected by a box for years like Claudene's bangs were. Regarding the root job, I don't dare take this ponytail down lest I get the rubber bands hopelessly snarled in Claudene's hair, but the hairline looks good.
Unfortunately a good hairline can hide a multitude of sins, as Blueberry Muffin and Tea Blossom and Bozena the Czech reveal. So I dug around a little more in this hair and finally found a spot where I could see the roots. Doesn't look like there's a lot going on in there.
Claudene has plenty of hair so thin roots aren't a huge travesty, at least for the hairstyle that she's got. A restyle would likely be out of the question though, especially a braided or parted restyle that would show every gap the root job has. So not the best hair I've seen on a doll this size. That wouldn't be a huge problem for a college kid that just wanted this doll as a dorm decoration, but for a little kid who wanted a cheerleader doll in her favorite team this hair WOULD'VE been a problem because little kids always do a number on doll hair.
Now to the face, which I noted above looks a lot like a Teresa doll's face.
I don't know if they faded over time or if they just are really light to begin with, but either way Claudene has Johnny Winter Syndrome, a problem that I discussed clean back during Jem and the Holograms' review. Luckily eyebrows are easy to repaint if one knows what one is doing...and guess who doesn't know what they're doing when it comes to repainting? <raises hand> I confess. Thus why my poor little Freya still does not have a face-up, two years after her purchase.
The paint job is average, with subtle brown eyeshadow and thick but sparse eyelashes surrounding sky blue eyes. The eyes have some light clusters painted in, so they don't look super-lifeless. Also, are my own eyes deceiving me, or are the edges and pupils of Claudene's eyes dark blue???
I can't tell! That would be unnatural in real life, but on a doll dark blue softens the eyes and makes them look less harsh. Regarding lip color, Claudene is wearing pink lipstick, the kind that I usually freak out about. I'll give Claudene a free pass though, because the color looks...well, it looks halfway decent with her vinyl.
Better put some Vaseline on those teeth, chica, 'cause your makeup's getting on them! Overall Claudene is generically pretty, like most clone dolls are. She could easily be mistaken for a Barbie by someone who isn't a doll enthusiast. The eyeshadow is ugly (it looks to me like almost-but-not-quite-healed bruises), but luckily it's pretty subtle and doesn't take away from this doll's looks. Her eye decals are also a little wrinkled, but again this isn't noticeable at a normal distance. My big issue with Claudene's face is her eyebrows, which are wayyyyyy too light. I also think her face is a little bland overall; she lacks the charisma that the old Teresa and Barbie dolls have, but that isn't saying much since they too could look blank at times.
I'm going to skim this body since it looks so much like the bodies that Barbie and Sindy dolls possessed during the nineties.
Of course no cheerleader would be complete without pom-poms, and Claudene has them. One gold and one purple.
I was able to make the blouse more fitted by tucking it into the skirt, which makes me think that's the way it was supposed to be all along. Overall this outfit fits Barbie and Hasbro Sindy bodies very well, with the exception of the shoes. Giselle managed, but Sindy couldn't squeeze her big feet into these dinky little shoes, with socks OR without!
Just for funzies I threw Arlo, my tall Ken doll, into Claudene's blouse. Sure enough, it looks like a basketball jersey on him, and it fits well enough that I could get it to close!
When the tables are turned Claudene can wear Giselle's dress but not her shoes (her feet are too small). She also cannot wear Sindy's shoes for the same reason, and I couldn't snap Sindy's blouse closed in the front. This of course means that even though Claudene looks similar to Sindy, her measurements around the bust are just an eensy bit bigger.
BAD
*The diploma that accompanied this doll is a FARCE!!! I was hoping she'd majored in something specific, but she didn't. I know that personalized diplomas would've been tricky for a small doll company, but I still would've preferred that. Just pick four or five popular majors, run 'em through a copy machine, and shove 'em into a random box. Easy.
*This doll's hair is about five levels of suck. It's thinly rooted and very tangled right out of the box.
*The face is a little bland, or a lot, depending on one's own tastes.
*The shirt is ill-fitting, and this appears to be a problem common to these dolls. Is tailoring a small blouse super-tricky? Seriously, is it? I've never sewn a fitted blouse myself so I don't know if it's hard. If it is then I'll cut this blouse some slack.
*Shoes are not the highest quality either, and they won't stay on. I hate doll shoes that won't stay on!
GOOD
*Can share clothes with TNT Barbie and some Hasbro Sindy bodies.
*Clothes are ill-fitting in places, but their seams and hems are nicely done.
*I like this concept overall, even though it's not original. Some of these dolls represent colleges that I've never even heard of.
*You'll never find another doll with a backstory like this one's got!
Overall I feel very...well, not to sound harsh, but I feel very "meh" about this doll. I like Barbie clones, and she does that job very well. I could also see this doll being a cute decoration for a dorm room, or a nice little souvenir for a young fan who likes collegiate sports or has a dream to go to a certain college. As for my collector self, though, my feelings for this doll are pretty lukewarm. The history of her company and her creator is interesting, but that has little to do with the actual doll. Claudene is sturdy, fits an older Barbie's clothes (but not shoes), and she'd make a nice toy. Unfortunately she also has lousy hair and her blouse fits poorly, though as I noted above I'm not sure how easy it is to sew a tiny little garment like this. Mattel does it well, but then Mattel is a huge business full of folks who know what they're doing (and probably get paid peanuts). But no, Claudene will probably go back in storage when I'm done with her and just sit there until I can get a nice curio cabinet for my Barbie dolls. If you went to a certain college and would like a doll representing that college then Collegiate Doll might be your best bet, but otherwise, best stick to Kari Mitchell for your Barbie clone fix.
RagingMoon1987